This just made my day:
We can all thank Postsecret for including this little gem in their most recent entry. It's awesome for a multitude of reasons:
a. That's my name. (But not my ...)
b. It's dated on my mom's birthday.
c. The last time I heard someone call their lady bits a beaver was when I worked as a bank teller at the mall 3 years ago...one of the middle-aged women I worked with used that word all the time.
d. What a creep-o for saving it for 8 years (or even at all)...& yet it's totally hilarious.